Cats React :Warriors TFWErin was just in the middle of writing a rough draft draft to a Seekers book ("and then Kallik rejoiced in her mediocrity"- ) when the door to her office flew open. Standing there in the doorway was a horde of angry cats."What is this?" Jayfeather hissed. "I spend a whole book, just playing matchmaker? What happened to figuring out the prophecy? Or are two cats' relationship problems more important than the fate of the entire forest?" Erin noticed Cinderheart and Lionblaze shifting uncomfortably in the back."And what's up with my character?" Tigerheart called, shoving his way to the front of the crowd. "Is he love-sick or just stupid?""
10 EVEN MORE ways to annoy Warriors10. At a Gathering, stand next to Breezepelt and yell loudly; "NO BREEZEPELT, I WILL NOT LET YOU BORROW MY BLACK EYELINER! YOU LOOK EMO ENOUGH ALREADY!"9. Whenever Squirrelflight is staking a squirrel, chant loudly, "SQUIRREL FIGHT! SQUIRREL FIGHT!"8. During a Dark Forest plotting session (which I'm sure there are plenty of)always mutter to everything Tigerstar says; "It's your funeral" or "Whatever,I guess you're the boss, boss".7. Make the Dark Forest "good behavior charts" where you keep track of points and award gold star stickers.6. If Ivypool should ever miss catching prey, mutter "No wonder they chose the sister..." under your
10 Ways to Annoy Warriors10. Casually work the topic of Crowfeather cheating in every time you talk to Breezepelt.9. Constantly remind Tigerstar that he's dead and nothing he can do will change that.8. Inform Daisy that it's Clan tradition to eat one kit from each litter you have7. Tell Hollyleaf that the Warrior Code was a practical joke set up by StarClan6. When making an Apprentice a Warrior, routinely use the suffix -nose5. Tell Onestar that the only way to save his Clan is to become ThunderClan's allies, but since he was such a jerk to Firestar, his Clan is doomed.4. Change Jayfeather's ringtone to "Blinded by the light".3. Give Stormfur several d